Make horrid scars and gashes.

2.01.2006

Wife Swapping Swinger's Orgy Porgy Party (Audio Stag, AS1004, 1971)



What we have here is an album of hardcore aural porn from 35 years ago, cynically created & brilliantly marketed by one Mr. Ernie T.

Phil Milstein wrote a fantastic look at this guy's legacy in issue #18 of Ugly Things which focused on the desirably exploitive output cranked out by the Superstar, Audio Stag, Funky Finger & Controversial Record labels (all helmed by the aforementioned Mister T.), and since the meat of my knowledge (besides just seeing these things around over the years) comes heavily from that source, I'll just quote part of the Audio Stag portion & then let the mp3 file do the (koff, koff) rest of the talking:

Audio Stag featured aggressively bad actors attacking hysterical vignettes that, like a hardcore porn film, disintegrate quickly into outright fucky-sucky. (snip) Without any visuals, spoken words and sound effects were the only tools the Audio Stag players had at hand to create their hilariously vile little mind pictures, and so these words had to be cranked up to be even filthier than in the average porno flick. (snip) According to the engineer, "we made the sounds using chairs, springs, sponges, things like that. We put 'em on an eight-track loop and faded 'em in according to dialogue... the loop was just continuously running. As soon as we'd get to an action section, we'd add and increase the sound effects, ride the faders up, build up some kind of frenzy. The hard part was pulling them out. If you listen carefully you'll see that the act is over and the noise is still there sometimes. Very low-budget."

Inspiring stuff isn't it? And now a little X-Rated slice of the American Id, circa 1971.



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29 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW! Awesome site this Lp has been on the shelf's for a long time Thanks for the encoding really! and the Steno Lp as well You Rock in a major way Thanks agin, added you to our blog roll thanks for havin' us on yours
Peace
Record Brother

2/04/2006 1:25 AM

 
Blogger Jason said...

Excellent! I'll try to keep the oddball vinyl esoterica coming. And yeah; the Record Brother blog has some fucking great stuff on it, thanks for doing it.

2/04/2006 8:16 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just started to get into these blogs of bizarre records and this is the most bizarre yet! I mean what is the point of a porn record??? I could not stop laughing at the dialog and the profanity was way out there. Some of the one liners were hilarious.

2/08/2006 1:42 PM

 
Blogger kerppu said...

Amazing dialogue! Brilliant stuff all the way from the first one "Sucking cock should be taught in school"...to the end.
Pure comedy. Thanks.

2/13/2006 5:07 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! OMG!
I HAVE that 8 track!

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6/17/2006 4:23 AM

 
Blogger napsmear said...

Good gravy.........
I can't wait to play this on air.
musta missed this one while trolling thru your archive back in april.
Very Cool!!

http://napsmear.blogspot.com/

8/24/2006 9:02 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh My God ! This recording is hilarious. To put it bluntly, I almost wet my pants from laughing so hard at the swearing and the groovy sex lingo.

9/01/2006 11:04 AM

 
Blogger Jesse Hammer said...

Funky Finger is quite a label. I've got their "ShaftMan" record. It's half funky soul music and half pimp-detective-porno talkie. Brilliant.

9/12/2006 5:55 PM

 
Anonymous Captain Brown Star said...

This is classic stuff! Cant wait to spin this one!

9/14/2006 12:26 PM

 
Blogger Steve Blunt said...

Does anyone have an Audio Stag recording entitled The Lustful Sexlife of a Perverted Nympho Housewife. If so please send an email to sblunt1970@yahoo.com. Thanks.

9/30/2006 4:10 PM

 
Blogger Jimmy_No said...

A few buddies and I have been into the sister album "Lustful Sexlife .." for a while now .. and I have exploited the hell out of it on my blog http://www.thebananaconnection.blogspot.com/ .. I'd love to get a copy of "Wife Swapping Swinger's .." .. anyone know where it can be found?

11/06/2006 4:09 AM

 
Blogger No BS said...

Now, now lick my sweaty balls... AHHH YEAHHHH!!!!!

11/06/2006 7:16 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

90 year-old mancream.mancream.mancream.

11/06/2006 7:20 AM

 
Anonymous Jimmy said...

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1/21/2007 10:11 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Need something for your dirty mind? Read SWAP by Sam Moffie. It's the book for us swingers.

2/07/2007 5:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

can you fucking re-upload this, or fix the links, for christ's sakes!!!

i can't fuckin download shit!!!

4/25/2007 8:53 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Join this group if you're looking to meet swingers or read this blog with real hot milf ads closed to you.

6/11/2007 11:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was wondering if you could fix the link please? I would be really interested in listening to this. Thank you so much. :)

9/29/2007 10:53 PM

 
Blogger Chad said...

Any chance ona re-up on this one? Been wanting to hear it for awhile, and didnt get a chance when it was up. Thanx man!!!

10/27/2007 3:32 PM

 
Anonymous CylonDetector2000 said...

Wild stuff. Please re-upload if you can.

1/02/2008 10:19 PM

 
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1/20/2008 12:48 PM

 
Anonymous rebellious little trollop said...

Any chance of re-upping this? I'd love to here this one.

2/09/2008 5:22 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please, please re-upload! Peace.

3/23/2008 6:33 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love for this to be reupped!

4/22/2008 3:41 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it doesnt work
where is the link???
IT DOESNT WORK
I'T DOESNT WORK

11/27/2008 6:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

any chance of re-uploading this? sounds like it must be hilarious!

2/22/2009 8:10 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ohhh! I just found one of these little gems at the Goodwill! "Sensuous Women and Men Together" hahah! good times!

3/02/2009 10:14 AM

 
Blogger Francis Darko said...

It still doesn't work so plz re-upload this :)

7/30/2009 7:17 AM

 
Blogger Francis Darko said...

I found the link through altavista - http://sharebee.com/bed95201

7/31/2009 1:52 AM

 

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